"SUFFERING, BUT SPATIALLY" Hat

This hat says what every architect is thinking but too tired to explain: SUFFERING, BUT SPATIALLY. It’s your go-to headgear for studio meltdowns, site visits, and design critiques that hit too hard. Embroidered in bold yellow on washed blue denim, it doesn’t just scream existential crisis—it does it with style. Perfectly paired with your best COS outfit at a chichi party, it lets the world know you’re spatially aware, full of style, and effortlessly chic—even when mega tired.

• 100% cotton
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 4 rows of visible stitching on the visor
• Adjustable strap
• Head circumference: 21.65″–25.19″ (55 cm–64 cm)
• Blank product sourced from China

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements.